30 Days To Go!

I have 30 days to go!

So I thought I would share some of the crazy theories I have heard on whether I am having a boy or a girl, because, just in case you didn't know this, it is still a secret-even to us.

• Heart beat: Fast heart beat means its a girl; slow heart beat means its a boy. I find this interesting because at one doctor's appointment early on, the heart beat was 136 beats per minute. Then for the next, say 6 appointments, the heart beat ranged between 145 and 152. During the last doctor's appointment, the heart beat was 135. So does that mean I had a boy in the beginning, a girl in the middle, and a boy at the end? Or am I pregnant with the highly rare hermaphrodite baby?
• If I carry high, its a girl; if I carry low its a boy. Interesting, yet again, but I happen to have carried the baby directly in the middle right across the belly button like a football. The kid likes to hang out sideways like my uterus is a relaxing summer hammock. 

Here come the fun, yet more bizarre ones.

• If I'm beautiful during the pregnancy it means its a boy. If I'm ugly, then it means I'm carrying a girl. The theory behind this one is that little girl babies suck, drain, and destroy the mom's beauty and take it for themselves. In essence they are beauty vampires. Little boy babies couldn't care less. Alex has been asked this question many times by my in-laws. I think he's smart enough to give the right answer each and every time (of course, I look beautiful! Duh). It's hard to believe this is a serious question but it makes me laugh anyway. On a side note, I have a family member who says that while his wife was pregnant he found her to be extremely unattractive (even though he says he would never have told her that) and they ended up having a boy.
• If my lips are full then I'm having a girl. If my lips are thin and dry then I'm having a boy. So how does that work out with Beautiful Theory above. Can someone be beautiful and yet have dry, cracked, genetically weak lips? How can you be ugly but have a supple and moist kisser? By the way, I've always had small thin lips. That hasn't changed. Even with lipstick and lipliner.
• Alex was instructed to do the following to find out if it is a boy or a girl. Wait until I fall asleep and then pour a pinch of salt on my head and then watch me. If I touch my hand to my nose, it will be a boy. If I touch my hand to my lips then it will be a girl. My response to this was: if you pour salt on my head while I'm sleeping, I'm going to punch you in the lips.
• Another crazy one. Alex is to thread a needle and then stick it in one of my veins. (WTH?) If the thread moves in a circle its a boy. If it vibrates back and forth its a girl. (Oh, the thread will move all right!) There is an American version of this where you just dangle to needle over a vein to see what it does. Something about the iron content in mum's blood. But I take prescription prenatal vitamins so this test would be null and void right off the bat. Plus, with my on-going fear and revulsion of needles, Alex knows better to ever attempt this. 

Fun times! Honestly, there is no way of knowing if its a boy or a girl until its born. Even sonograms get is wrong every once in a while. We'll all just have to wait a little longer.

I did go to the doctor today for my twice monthly appointment. It turns out that I have already dilated to 3 cm and I'm 75% effaced. Sweet! That means I only have 7 cm to go! It also means that the baby could be here before May 5th. Any takers on when the real due date might be?